safari day.
Today is the big day. I dreamed about it a long time ago. Everyone told me about this place. This place that no everybody can survive. This place with a lot of weird species with a rare hierarchy. Only the strongest survive, I hope to be one. This place, better known as EL COLEGIO of Mayaguez.
I am in the entrance, La Vita I heard. A feeling starts to take my knees, just remembering the things in that page “Confesiones UPRM”. Now, I know that everyone that survives here fights with two things: “I don’t have friends, money and I feel alone” and for a weird reason, my virginity.
Water, check. Snacks, check. Umbrella, check. Pampers, check. Here I go!
Walking behind the powerful sun I stop in my first parade, Gimnasio Espada. I heard one time that in this place there lives a specie called musculituscerebrituschiquitus. Their diet consists basically in protein. They can’t exist without moving, exercising, exercising and more exercising every day. One of the most interesting facts of that specie is that for dating, the male needs to show his powerful muscles. In that way the female will feel the attraction and show her muscles back.
As I walk, I come across one of the most frightening places, Química. If you think the name sounds terrifying is because you don’t know the terrible creatures that live here. Terrible creatures that satisfy their hunger with the fear of students. Bad grades, frustrated faces, supplication and tears are the basic on their diet. Those beasts are controlled by the king Albertus Satanutus and their servants: Laboyus and Steinerus, with their reign of evil they claimed that place. Once you get there, you’re not the same person again. So trust me when I tell you, think it before you enter.
Now I am in a really beautiful valley. Mermaids, fairies and wizards are here ruling the specie spicessmokerlus. They have an intensive Burger King and munchies diet. Of course we can’t forget their powerful happiness poison named alcohol and their magic ingredient for all their recipes: rare kinds of spices. The majority of them are daylight creatures but for an unknown reason when it’s Thursday they transform themselves in to nocturne creatures. They live happy and in peace. Chardon, yes it’s a good place.
The air starts to change when I get closer to this new place. I see everyone walking faster and with angry and frustrated faces. I am in the soldier factory now, Stefani. The poor people that live here are always in a stressing mood. Their food are books and more books. I hear one time that someone was killed here because he had a happy face. You can’t be happy here, is out of the rules. If you break their rules you will pay the consequences. The soldiers are fighting for something called good grades, I don’t know what it is. An intensive competition between them from who is better than who and who will be better in the future is really constant.
If you think you already saw the worst part, you are wrong. You can’t imagine what is coming now. The terrifying place in the earth. Here your worst fears will be inferiorized by this horrible thing. The language of evil is talked here. The evil one in person create this code to invocate him. If in Química people enter and when they come back they are not the same, here you will probably never come back. I can’t say the name of this place without trembling but I will do that for you, MONZON. Scary right? But you don’t know the worst, the name of that language is… MATHEMATHICS. OH GOD! In this place the most fearsome beasts with their legion of evil torture the people with math. Penetrating our minds with quadratic things, disgusting formulas and more. They need to see people suffering because that satisfies their hunger. Their dark souls need tears and suffering faces to survive. Their best weapon? Departmental tests. So if you want to be alive, never, never enter this place. But if you want the biggest battle in your life you can do that. More than four years you are going to be fighting…
Those places separated are scary, but going to all of those places, every day is the worst. I don’t know if I have the strength to do that, but I will try and I will survive. Mmm, I hope so… Converting myself in to one of the most fearest creatures in the world, a bulldog with green blood. With all the Tarzans and Janes we will fight all of the obstacles. Because if we survive here, we will do that anywhere. So be prepared we are coming and no one will stop us.
I am in the entrance, La Vita I heard. A feeling starts to take my knees, just remembering the things in that page “Confesiones UPRM”. Now, I know that everyone that survives here fights with two things: “I don’t have friends, money and I feel alone” and for a weird reason, my virginity.
Water, check. Snacks, check. Umbrella, check. Pampers, check. Here I go!
Walking behind the powerful sun I stop in my first parade, Gimnasio Espada. I heard one time that in this place there lives a specie called musculituscerebrituschiquitus. Their diet consists basically in protein. They can’t exist without moving, exercising, exercising and more exercising every day. One of the most interesting facts of that specie is that for dating, the male needs to show his powerful muscles. In that way the female will feel the attraction and show her muscles back.
As I walk, I come across one of the most frightening places, Química. If you think the name sounds terrifying is because you don’t know the terrible creatures that live here. Terrible creatures that satisfy their hunger with the fear of students. Bad grades, frustrated faces, supplication and tears are the basic on their diet. Those beasts are controlled by the king Albertus Satanutus and their servants: Laboyus and Steinerus, with their reign of evil they claimed that place. Once you get there, you’re not the same person again. So trust me when I tell you, think it before you enter.
Now I am in a really beautiful valley. Mermaids, fairies and wizards are here ruling the specie spicessmokerlus. They have an intensive Burger King and munchies diet. Of course we can’t forget their powerful happiness poison named alcohol and their magic ingredient for all their recipes: rare kinds of spices. The majority of them are daylight creatures but for an unknown reason when it’s Thursday they transform themselves in to nocturne creatures. They live happy and in peace. Chardon, yes it’s a good place.
The air starts to change when I get closer to this new place. I see everyone walking faster and with angry and frustrated faces. I am in the soldier factory now, Stefani. The poor people that live here are always in a stressing mood. Their food are books and more books. I hear one time that someone was killed here because he had a happy face. You can’t be happy here, is out of the rules. If you break their rules you will pay the consequences. The soldiers are fighting for something called good grades, I don’t know what it is. An intensive competition between them from who is better than who and who will be better in the future is really constant.
If you think you already saw the worst part, you are wrong. You can’t imagine what is coming now. The terrifying place in the earth. Here your worst fears will be inferiorized by this horrible thing. The language of evil is talked here. The evil one in person create this code to invocate him. If in Química people enter and when they come back they are not the same, here you will probably never come back. I can’t say the name of this place without trembling but I will do that for you, MONZON. Scary right? But you don’t know the worst, the name of that language is… MATHEMATHICS. OH GOD! In this place the most fearsome beasts with their legion of evil torture the people with math. Penetrating our minds with quadratic things, disgusting formulas and more. They need to see people suffering because that satisfies their hunger. Their dark souls need tears and suffering faces to survive. Their best weapon? Departmental tests. So if you want to be alive, never, never enter this place. But if you want the biggest battle in your life you can do that. More than four years you are going to be fighting…
Those places separated are scary, but going to all of those places, every day is the worst. I don’t know if I have the strength to do that, but I will try and I will survive. Mmm, I hope so… Converting myself in to one of the most fearest creatures in the world, a bulldog with green blood. With all the Tarzans and Janes we will fight all of the obstacles. Because if we survive here, we will do that anywhere. So be prepared we are coming and no one will stop us.